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(Music plays. Beep.)

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B.: - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yes, sir.

(Hangs up. Condi enters.)

Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B.: - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza: - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B.: - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza: - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza: - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B.: - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza: - Yes.
George B.: - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza: - Hu.
George B.: - The guy in China.
Condoleeza: - Hu.
George B.: - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza: - Hu.
George B.: - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza: - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B.: - Whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza: - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza: - That's the man's name.
George B.: - That's who's name?
Condoleeza: - Yes.

(Pause.)

George B.: - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
George B.: - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza: - That's correct.
George B.: - Then who is in China?
Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
George B.: - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza: - No, sir.
George B.: - Then who is?
Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
George B.: - Yassir?
Condoleeza: - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B.: - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza: - Kofi Annan?
George B.: - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza: - You want Kofi?
George B.: - No.
Condoleeza: - You don't want Kofi.
George B.: - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
George B.: - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza: - Kofi?
George B.: - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza: - And call who?
George B.: - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza: - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza: - Yes, sir.
George B.: - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza: - Kofi.
George B.: - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza: - Hello. Rice, here.
George B.: - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

(Door slam. Music plays.)